25 May 2013
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Too Expensive to Heart Iran?

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Gerani or Gerooni is a Persian word that translates into English as “inflation.” But in the context of Iranian society, it means a mixture of the dearth and the expensive. It's a three-part blend of a troublesome economical situation, an "America-sanctions-us-again" political reality, and "the-price-of-dollar-rises-so-must-everything-else-in-Iran" mentality.

Nowadays, Gerooni is the main thing Iranians talk about. Those who live in Iran complain to one another or remind those who live outside of Iran about how difficult their lives are getting day by day. Also, diaspora Iranians who are in contact with home wonder where this is going. Almost every Iranian blog I look at is talking about Gerooni and cartoons, sarcastic poems, jokes and slogans are circling the web and social media where Iranians have a prominent presence.

So, that's how I spent last week: Talking about the high price of food and goods in Iran and of course worrying about those I personally know and the Iranian people in general. My friend from Tehran told me she sees shops that don’t sale their products to avoid bankruptcy since the prices of goods rise daily. Then, she asked me innocently if situation in America is the same. I, in my naive way of thinking I could make her feel better, said “kind of.”

Also, let’s mention the human toll of any dire economical turmoil which leaves people desperate to survive too. The translation of this comment I read on an Iranian blog sums it up: “Who says there is Gerooni in Iran? Honor is so cheap, so is love and selling yourself. Lies are the cheapest and the price of dignity is as much as a piece of a piece of bread. Finally, the greatest discount is on the price of human life.”

An Iranian friend told me a how his mother in Iran had witnessed a woman stealing meat for her children and another in which a woman begged the butcher to sell her bones and fat for an impossible price of (something like) a dollar.

I called my relative in Canada and we talked about how the price of approximately two pounds of meat is around 20,000 Riyal--roughly 20 dollars. “How is it even possible to feed a family with prices like this?” We asked and wondered what will happen in a few months.

The news in Iran is not looking very optimistic right now. The threats of an Israeli military attack, nuclear talks with no imminent effect and the current economical downturn haunt me every day. Though I do not live in Iran, I restlessly wait and watch for the future and wonder if I could still look at this situation I-Heart-Iran style: with a smile, sarcasm, critical eye and laughter!?

A few Gerooni related cartoons from Simorgh.com:

 

It's customary that relatives give the newlyweds gold jewelry. The announcer says:  "A dozen eggs from the groom's uncle!"

A father brings home bread to his children.

Why eggs are so expensive in Iran? the paper reads: "the alarm is set."

Marraige is one of the most fundamental values in Iranian society and the recent economical downturn has made is exceptionally hard for the youth to get married. Traditionally, a woman's dowry which is promised by the husband include gold coins!

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About the Columnist: Parisa Saranj

Parisa is a journalism graduate from the University of Massachusetts Amherst and is currently a MFA Creative non-Fiction writing candidate at Goucher College. She began writing about her native country, Iran, at her personal blog IranStories.com to share everything she loves about Iran and Iranians, minus all the politics (if that's possible).

Tired of being asked the most basic questions about Iran, all based on stereotypes and lies, Parisa just wanted to provide a pure image of what life is like in Iran...what is it like to be an Iranian woman. Now, Parisa brings her I Heart Iran section from IranStories.com exclusively to Aslan Media.

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